Everything is good in moderation but some people don’t know when enough is enough. They go overboard with their drinking and end up doing some of the most hilarious things. We have all seen our family and friends do some crazy things after a night out and us sober ones have been the ones to take care of them.
The Ride Home
We all know people who have acted like this after we have dropped them home safely and then get a text message from the same person asking you to pick them up again.
Steve Has Notes For Himself
This is a pretty hilarious conversation that Steve had with himself, before and after going out drinking. We just sympathize with Hangover Steve because he is the one who has to suffer.
The Drunk Mermaid
Kelly looks so adorable just swimming around on the kitchen floor. We wonder if she had just seen a mermaid movie before this and wanted to become one too.
This group of friends got a little drunk and decided to recreate the picture that they had taken years ago when a stingray decided to make a surprise appearance.
The Drunken Genius
Some of the best ideas that we have come up with have happened after we have had a few drinks. This guy had one too many and designed an entire airplane.
Getting Up In The Morning
We have all opened up the wrong apps on our phones when we are a little intoxicated and ended up messing up horribly. We just hope that the guy still managed to wake up on time.
The guy who posted this said that his girlfriend got drunk and adopted a cat. As it turns out, these two are just perfect for each other.
Charging The Bar
Have you ever been so drunk that instead of putting your phone on charge, you accidentally put the charger into a chocolate bar?
This guy let the creativity flow after he had a few drinks at the bar. He created a drum set out of cocktail stirrers.
This is quite amazing. This game of scrabble was played by a bunch of drunk guys and every word turned out to be an actual word, surprisingly.
The Best Taxi Driver
This is the best thing that we have seen so far. The taxi driver was a caring person and when the passed out guy did not wake up, he took him back to his own home.
Talking To Yourself
This guy was trying to reach his friend Alex so that they could hang out together. However, he was so drunk that he read his own text and then replied to it.
The Traumatized Cat
This lady and her best friend got so drunk that they gave the cat a bath. The cat looks so traumatized.
The Special Instructions
These guys were so drunk that they got the Domino’s guy to go and buy them McDonald’s by requesting it under the special instructions panel.
“For Hungover Me”
This guy got drunk and decided to play a joke on himself. You have to be able to laugh at yourself in this situation.
Aligning The Potatoes
This woman got drunk and decided that it was time for her to align all the potatoes in her kitchen according to their size.
Cat Shower Curtain
We have all made some drunk purchases that we are not proud of. However, in this case Morgan was very proud of her new shower curtain.
Not A Good One
Talking about drunk purchases, this was not a good one. Shervin is going to regret this in the morning when the ostrich starts to get hungry.
Waiting To Go Up
This guy is clearly drunk while he waits for the escalator to rise. However, he doesn’t realize that the escalator is actually switched off.
This guy had not painted since he was 12 years old, but one night he got drunk and decided to create a painting. The result ended up being a masterpiece.
The Jurassic Dog
The mother of the household decided to get drunk and put party hats on the back of the dog. Then, she just started to sing the theme song of Jurassic Park rather loudly.
What’s For Breakfast?
This guy got drunk and made some changes to the inside of his refrigerator. The next morning, he woke up to make some breakfast and found his shoes.
The Porch Incident
“Random drunk guy urinated on my porch and tried entering the house at 4am a couple weeks ago … got this in the mail today”
“My friends and I got drunk one night in a small country town. Woke up the next morning with this picture on my phone.” You know you had a good time when a Llama joins you.
The next time you rent an Airbnb, you should also try this with your friends. You might just come up with some brilliant name for something that is otherwise quite boring.
The Best Houseguest
When you have a party and a random guy sleeping on your couch, weird things can happen.
3D Printing While Drinking
These two friends got drunk and scanned themselves in a 3d printer. They were very happy with the results.
Gifts For The Toad
This guy got drunk and accidentally bought 100 top hats for his toad from Amazon. We’re pretty sure the toad is not impressed.
First Time In 10 Years
This mother got drunk for the first time in 10 years and she put on quite a show dressed as Spiderman.
This guy barfed near the toilet and made quite the mess. However, his dog was there for cleanup and while the guy did not remember any of it, his girlfriend took pictures to help him remember.
The Enlarged Picture
This guy had gotten drunk and his friends took a picture of him. This picture was then enlarged and framed and the guy was not happy about it at all.
The Drunk Knight
We need more people like the Drunk Knight in our world. They help make the world a better place for everyone that has lost their senses.
The Fort For The Cat
This guy got drunk and decided to build a fort for his cat. The cat looks very protective and would definitely try and stop anyone else from getting in.
Calling The Pizza Delivery Company After A Breakup
This guy got drunk and called up the pizza place to order pizza. He told them all about the breakup he just had and they sent him ice cream.
Locking Up The Shoe
This guy decided to lock up his mother’s shoe after a night of drinking. It was two days later and yet the guy still could not find the key to the lock.
“Went out drinking with my daughter tonight. Pleased to report I was able to show her how adults have a sensible, restrained evening without going over the top.”
The Poor Guy’s Burrito
The guy was making a burrito when it fell on the floor. He was devastated about it, as you can see from the drunken defeat above.
Why The Phone Did Not Charge
This guy woke up in the morning wondering why his phone was still switched off even though he had remembered to plug it in the charging socket last night after a few drinks.
Replacing The Sandal
“This drunk woman dropped her phone. She picked up her sandal instead and used her phone as the sandal.”
The Accidental Child
This was the day that the child found out that he was an accidental pregnancy and his mother was glad to have decided to keep him all those years ago.
This girl had gotten drunk and passed out while her boyfriend took this picture of the dog who was genuinely concerned as well as unimpressed with his owner.
The Walk Home
This is why you shouldn’t just rely on maps on your phone to get home. The guy could have easily walked to his door but instead followed the navigational way and took the long route home.
No Leg Left Behind
The guy must have had quite a hard time being drunk and having to hop home on one leg. It must have been hilarious for the onlookers.
The Short Couch
These guys made a drunken purchase of a couch that turned out to be very small. However, the couch was a good fit for the cat.
This girl’s roommate woke up in the middle of the night and found her drunk and passed out in a box filled with packing peanuts.
The New Throne
This guy got drunk and passed out on the table, which was very lucky for the cat who got a new throne to sit on. Now the guy will have to stay there until the cat decides to get up.
A New Way To Drink
This girl has found a new way of drinking alcohol which does not involve using the cork on the bottle. All you have to do is tilt the bottle and the wine will trickle out.
Carrying The Food Home
The guy who took the picture showed everyone that his drunk roommate had saved up a calzone from the previous night “for later”.
A More Convenient Way Of Pooping
This guy found a way to poop while he was drunk. This way, he had something to hold on to so that he wouldn’t fall off.
The Drunken Coasters
These friends took pictures of their drunken friend and got coasters made out of the pictures.
The Unnecessary Ride
This guy decided to go for a midnight stroll after he was heavily under the influence. However, he ended up using an Uber and as we can see from the map, it was a pointless journey.
The Lost Earrings
This girl got so drunk last night that she left her earrings on the tissue roll and then forgot all about them. She was looking everywhere the next morning without any luck.
Being Responsible With Contacts
Even though this girl was quite drunk, she knew that she had to take out her contact lenses before she went to sleep. However, she did not find the contacts in the case the next morning and this is why.
Watching Over You
This was another shower curtain that a drunk guy bought off Amazon. We have to wonder if Amazon is specifically targeting people who are drunk with weird shower curtain designs.
Meeting Jake Gyllenhaal
This guy was 90% sure that he had met Jake Gyllenhaal when he was drunk. The two of them even had a picture to celebrate the moment together. However, as we can see, it was not true.
The Drunk British People Bandwagon
Just looking at the picture will make you wonder what the girl’s dress is made out of. There is not a single tear in the fabric even under all that strain.
Buying A Stegosaurus
This guy was drunk and he thought he had bought a real Stegosaurus. However, it turned out to be quite the humiliation for the family dog and we can see the embarrassment on the dog’s face.
Making New Friends
“My roommate got drunk last night and brought home a random little person who he just met, who is now passed out on my couch and snoring like a bear.”
Sharing The Bed At 1 AM
The dog was not at all happy that one of the friends of his owner decided to share his tent with him at 1 in the morning.
Improving Netflix Suggestions
Chantel has finally cracked the way to get good recommendations on Netflix. He has made a separate profile for his drunken self so that he can watch all the pointless shows under one profile while keeping another profile for the good shows.
Scotti’s friend really needs some help and Scotti realized that when he saw the drunk texts that he had been receiving from his friend.
Abul From Boohoo Customer Service
Lucy got up in the morning after a night out drinking with her friends to see that she had made a friend at Boohoo Customer Service and that Abul was quite helpful to her the night before.
Buying Something At 5:30 AM
“So, I got blackout drunk at a friend’s 21st last week and bought something at 5:30am that I didn’t know about until it arrived today. Sober me is very very proud of drunk me.”
The Black Charmander
This guy posted a picture of his friend who got blackout drunk and decided to get a tattoo of black Charmander. The only thing that made sure that it was the Pokemon was the flaming tail.
Ebay Shopping While Drunk
So get a load of this guy. He likes to go on ebay and shop for weird stuff that he finds when he starts to drink. This time around, he bought this classic masterpiece which was a purchase that he was quite proud of.
Texting The Airport
Annie is not like most people. While others call or text their crushes or exes, Annie likes to text the airport and the airlines to tell them that everything is okay.
The Polite Apology
This can only happen in Canada where the people are so polite that they would put up posters for a bike that they stole.
Breaking The Shower Curtain Rod
This guy got drunk and broke the shower curtain rod in the washroom. He immediately went to the garage and made a makeshift rod out of a stick and some rope.
Puking In Transit
This mother had invented an airbag for the bike after a few drinks. This airbag could also be used to puke into while you are riding your bike. It’s genius.
This guy got drunk in New York City and thought he had run into Bono. Although he actually does look a lot like Bono, unfortunately it wasn’t him.
Pasta In Toaster
This guy woke up to find that his younger brother had tried to make pasta the previous night. It is a good thing that he did not add water as well.
Drunk At A Red Wings Game
The guy on the piano woke up to find a picture on his phone from the previous night. He had decided to play the piano at the Red Wings game even though he wasn’t allowed to.
Sharing A Quesadilla
This guy was so drunk the other night that he shared a quesadilla with his cat before he passed out. That is quite the love the two have for each other.
The End Of The Speciality Soap
The above picture shows a bar of speciality soap that this guy’s wife had bought. However, the guy got drunk and thought that it was a piece of fudge and decided to eat the whole bar.
Love Thy Neighbor
The owner of the house thought he heard a noise downstairs and when he went to check it out, he found his drunk neighbor passed out on his floor.
Self Love Is Important
Katherine decided to show some self love for herself when she was drunk and bought a gift for her sober self. This is quite a nice surprise.
Earning Money The Easy Way
This guy thought that he was putting his phone on charge when he was drunk. However, he ended up inserting the wire into his wallet and thought it was a good way to charge the wallet too.
Supporting Your Lies
There are many times when we have lied to our parents and sneaked out for a couple of drinks with friends. Daizy did the same and when her mother asked where she was, she sent this drunk photoshopped picture of herself in bed.
Renaming The Soap
Francis was so drunk last night that she decided to rename Ajax and give it her own name.
Bottles Come To Life
A guy woke up in the morning and opened his refrigerator to find faces drawn on all the bottles and cans. This was a surprise that his girlfriend had left for him after a night that she was drinking.
Solving The Biggest Problem
“My roommate came in drunk last night and without saying a word, taped these to every single packet of popcorn we had. Revolutionary.”
Enjoying The Campfire
This guy was enjoying a few drinks by the campfire and was just eating his hot dogs in peace when he was suddenly forced to share the hotdogs with a deer.
A Painful Hangover Soon
Janna is going to be in for quite a surprise the next day when the ding ding sound splits her head in half with a bad hangover.
Losing In Connect Four
This girl was so upset about losing at Connect Four that she started to cry. She was playing against her boyfriend and they were both drunk.
Drunk Buying Should Be Illegal
This guy was fed up about the drunk purchases that he had been making at 4 o’clock in the morning. You can see the frustration on his face quite clearly.
Grabbing A Pillow
This guy was drunk out of his mind and he thought he was grabbing a pillow to rest his head on. However, he did not realize that he was smothering the puppy in his house.
The Most Awesome Cheeseburger Ever
“So a friend got really drunk, made a few phone calls and ended up in a McDonalds kitchen making himself the most awesome cheeseburger ever.”
Making Ravioli While Drunk
This guy wanted to cook ravioli when he was drunk out of his mind. However, he could not get the can open so decided to bring in a hammer and a screwdriver.
Stopping The Room From Spinning
‘”He said the room was spinning and we wanted to help him” – Drunk girls at party last night.’
Making Lunch For The Office
The guy got drunk and made himself a lunchbox to take to the office the next day. It was more of a DIY project for some sandwiches and beer.
That Strong Drawer
The ladies had a pretty fun night and one of them got up in the morning to see the other two sleeping like this. One of the girls was passed out in a drawer.
Many Small Pizzas
This guy thought that he had a stroke of genius when he got drunk. He decided to make mini-pizzas with hot dog slices, cheese and crackers. Not the worst idea in the world.
This guy was out drinking with his buddies last night and he woke up the next morning with quite a painful hangover. However, he also found out that his friends had trimmed his chest hair to make him Batman.
The Spying Neighbors
This guy did not want his neighbor looking in through the window and seeing that he was drinking. So, he built a wall to block the view of the neighbor. Not the best idea.
Another Drunk Purchase
This is another guy who thought it would be a good idea to purchase something while he was intoxicated. He bought a large adult-sized costume of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
The Wall Mount
People usually have bear heads or deer heads mounted on their walls to show their hunting skills. Apparently, this is the guy who was behind the asteroid attack that killed all the dinosaurs all those years ago.
The Drunken Rescue
Someone stole Django by mistake when he was drunk. He did not see the collar around Django’s neck and thought that he was rescuing a random stray cat. He was very apologetic in his note.
Riding The Tandem Bike
Both these guys were quite drunk but one of them was unable to ride the tandem bike. The other one thought it would be a good idea to improvise and he carried his buddy home while riding the bike.
Facetiming While Drinking
These two guys were out drinking and they were having such a great time that they decided to FaceTime themselves and tell them how great it was.
Drunk At Daytona 500
“Brother got very drunk at the Daytona 500 and disappeared from our tailgate. When I texted to ask if he was OK he responded with this. Yes, he is charging his phone. No, he did not have a pit pass.”
Ordering Food While Drinking
This father was out with his daughter and they both had had a few drinks. The dad decided to go out of his way and order 42 hot dogs for the table. It was only the two of them.
This guy realized that someone should be there to stop the drunk version of himself from packing any lunch. He found 8 cheesesticks, some gummy cows and a bag of lucky charms in his lunch bag.
Ordering Pizza After Drinking
This guy was seriously drunk when he ordered pizza and by the time the pizza arrived the guy was just barely able to get a hold of himself. The pizza just sat there on the floor until his roommate came home.
The Time He Rolled In
“Drunk me still isn’t saying what happened, but I’m fairly sure that he rolled in around 4 AM.”
Driving While Drunk
You should not drive while you are drinking and this is evidence to show you why. This guy got behind the wheel while he was drunk and parked his car right in the swimming pool.
Back To The Shore
This picture was taken by the drunk guy who was out on the lake and the sheriff of the town had to tow the guy back to shore.
Baking While Drunk
You can easily guess which of the three gingerbread houses were made by the drunk guy.
Sleeping In The Wrong House
This person woke up in the morning and saw a random girl crashing on her couch. This random girl had gotten drunk and stumbled into the wrong house. However, she was courteous enough to leave a note, thanking the resident.
Should Have Discussed Before Ordering
This group of friends had gotten together and had a few drinks. They decided to order pizza after drinking and two guys ended up ordering pizza when only one of them should have done.
Looking For Glasses
Don had been looking for his glasses for two days and decided to get drunk again so that he could find his glasses. The drunk Don wrote a note for sober Don.
Call Me Oyster
This woman was so drunk that whenever she tried calling her husband, she sent a picture of an oyster. We have to wonder if the two were finally able to get on a call.
A Good Blanket
This guy was so drunk that he thought that the table would make for a good blanket. He would be protected from direct gusts of air but surely he would still be cold?
Making Pizza When Drunk
If you want to make a pizza that looks like the one in the picture, all you have to do is get drunk, preheat the oven to 450 °C and then place the pizza in the middle oven rack. After that, you just go to sleep.
Fashion Choices When Drunk
This guy had ordered a T-shirt when he was drunk and had forgotten all about it until a package arrived in the mail for him.
Chocolates And Tennis Balls
This girl hated chocolates and did not play tennis either and yet when she was drunk, she ordered both chocolate and tennis balls in large quantities.
When You Work At The Bar
“We work at a bar, after closing down (at 4am) we walked out to find this guy; pants down, passed out. We took a picture and then took one on his phone for him. (We also woke him up and put him in a cab) but at least he got a pic when he woke up.”
McDonald’s Wrappers Come In Handy
This girl chose comfort over aesthetic and decided to pick up her shoes and walk around in McDonald’s wrappers instead.
After a night of heavy drinking, this guy woke up in the morning and saw that his laptop was above the toilet seat. We wonder why there are so many tissues in the bin.
Shaving It Off
This guy woke up in the morning to realize that he had shaved off all the hair on one of his legs while he was drunk.
The 7Ft Inflatable Unicorn
The friend was not happy about the package when she saw what was inside it but it seems like her daughter was quite thrilled about having a huge inflatable unicorn to play with.
Out In The Yard
This was how this guy’s roommate found him in the morning after the two of them had a session of heavy drinking the night before.
Taking A Bath Drunk
This guy thought it would be a good idea to get some of the alcohol out of his system by sitting in a bath. He drew a bath for himself but somehow managed to mess it up.
Buying A Kiwi
After a night being drunk, this guy woke up in the morning to find a receipt in his pocket. The only thing that was purchased was a single Kiwi.
Answering His Own Text
This guy answered his own text in the morning after he woke up from a night of drinking. It seems like the alcohol has not left the system just yet.
The Missing Guy
“When your friend is severely intoxicated, goes missing for several hours and turns up last minute for the train home.”
Waking Up In The Morning
The drunk roommate tried to wake his friend up in the morning for the class at 8:30 AM but instead of making noise, he just left notes on the door.
This woman kept denying that she was drunk and yet she fell asleep in this position.
This guy had just turned 21 years old and he was finally able to drink legally. He decided to celebrate with a little booze which ended up being a lot of booze.
Taking A Smoke Break
This neighbor had had quite a lot to drink and he blacked out. It turns out he was also a smoker and he decided to take a break from blacking out to have a smoke.
No Appreciation Here
This guy made a drunk purchase on Amazon and when he showed it to his sister, she did not appreciate it at all.
When this guy gets drunk and passes out, he looks like he died for our sins because of the pose that he is in.
Respect The Police Horses
There are many people who have lost the respect for the police because of police brutality. However, you have got to respect the police horses.
Losing The Beverage
Maddy’s friend was so drunk that she did not even realize that she had lost her beverage. And yet, she kept a strong hold of the straw.
The Sound Of Thoughts
Lauren realized that it was a bad night to get drunk after doing shots, that her mind was telling her it was a bad choice too.
A New Haircut
This guy came home to his wife after a night of heavy drinking. He had made a bold choice to get a new haircut while he was drunk and we can see that he will regret it when he wakes up.
Friday Night Dinner
This guy had ordered pizza while he was drunk on a Friday night. However, he only realized the next day that he had stuffed the pizza into his drawer.
Opening Up The Cans
This roommate got drunk last night and tried opening up a can of food. Even though he succeeded, we can see how drunk he was by the way the can has been opened.
Saying It Out Loud
Drunk John knows that Sober John cannot do anything right and thought that Sober John should know the truth that he has been hiding from.
The Growth Of Missouri
This is the guy behind the ever-growing size of Missouri. If you are also wondering why the area of the state is growing so much on the map on Wikipedia, you now know who to blame.
A Drunk Meal
This guy wanted to make pasta and tortilla wraps but instead ended up making pasta in tortilla wraps when he was drunk.
Engrossed In Conversation
This guy is apparently in such a deep thought that he did not realize that someone was taking a picture of him. Perhaps, he is just wondering where he put his beer?
Round Sugar Cookies
We have all tried to make something when we are drunk and ended up with hilarious results. This woman tried to make round sugar cookies.
This guy was so lazy that he did not even want to get up to get his drink. Instead, he fashioned a long straw out of several straws so that the drink could reach him.
Lot’s More To Go
This guy is trying to reach his calorie goals. The thing is, he is drinking one beer at a time which is just hilarious and a pretty neat and healthy way to get absolutely drunk.