Hilarious Kids Who Will Be Going Far In Their Lives

There are many kids who are a lot smarter than their peers. These kids might not be book smart but they make up for it in being street smart. When you look at the answers that these kids have written in their homework, you will notice that they are very witty and funny. Go ahead and read the creative and awesome answers that these kids have written in their answer books.

Speaking The Truth

Hale here knows the realities of life and knows that if Bob eats 29 candy bars, he is more likely to develop diabetes.

Following The Instructions

This kid knew that his teacher would not be able to understand the language and since he did not know the answer, he decided to improvise and wrote the entire answer in Chinese, as a Chinese immigrant would.

Walk It Off

This kid knows not to be a wimp about small injuries that can be sustained on the playground and he has the perfect solution for a scraped knee after a fall in the playground.

Going Cannibal

This kid knows how to deal with haters. While his teacher gave him a star for his answer, she wanted to know why he thought like that.

Treating Animals Right

This kid knows that one should not hurt dogs. He knows that there is always a third option and life is not all just black and white.

You Should Always Mention Specifics

This teacher had assigned a holiday homework for the students to write a 3×5 notecard. However, she did not specify the exact dimensions. One kid made a notecard of 3×5 feet rather than inches.

He’s Not Wrong You Know

While the correct answer was taxonomy, this kid knew that racism was just as right. After all, isn’t that what racism is all about?

After A Century

Warren is a realist and knows that in a 100 years, the only thing that will remain of him will be a gravestone with his name on it.

Telling A Certain Truth

This kid knows for certain that the one thing that ended in 1896 was 1895. He deserves full marks.

Showing Your Thinking

This kid knows that the right answer is Bobby but he did not know how to explain his right answer. So, he drew a picture that was worth a thousand words.

Learning Strange Words At Home

This little girl has been learning all the wrong words. While the answer for the unscrambled word is not wrong, it is not right either.

Being The Smartest

This seven year old knows that there was no way that he could spell ten words correctly. So, he borrowed the words from the hint that he was given and then added three of his own words.

Being A Freeloader

Even at such a young age, Frankie knows the art of telling the truth. He knows he does not earn any money because he does not do his chores and that he is a freeloader.

Solving Marriage

Ricky here knows the power of compliments and also knows how to keep a wife happy. Looking like a truck; that’s rich.

The Wounded Warriors

This kid knows how to argue both sides of the question. He will make for a great debater because he will be prepared for everything in life.

Sharing Is Caring

The tall giraffes let the short giraffe die of starvation. This kid knows that the other giraffes are heartless creatures since they do not know the value of sharing food.

Naming The Shapes

Hope knows how to be smart and take instructions to their literal sense. She took to naming each of the quadrilaterals and came up with the name Tedison too.

Mafia Boss Kid?

The way that the kid has answered the question makes it seem like he is ordering a hit on centi just so that centimeters could become meters.

Knowing What Is Attractive To Girls

It is a good thing that this kid got half a mark for his answer. Even though the answer was technically correct, it wasn’t the answer the teacher was looking for.

Not What You Think

Before you start to think about her mother’s profession, take a moment to actually understand what her mother did. Her mother was actually selling a snow shovel at Home Depot.

Completing The Sentences

This kid knows how to complete sentences and knew exactly how the bacon was made too.

Describing School

At some point in our lives, we have all thought that our school was hell but we never had the courage of this kid who wrote it down in a survey.

Hard Water

This kid did not know how to explain the isotopes of hydrogen and their role in making hard water. So, he just used his common sense and described hard water as ice. Briefly.

Deciding On Future Careers

This little kid knew that he wanted to be a dog when he was in preschool. Let’s just hope he found a way to complete the transformation.

Meet My Booger?

This kid has written a lot of interesting answers in this spelling test. He thought of words and made brilliant sentences with the words. Read through them all and also read the teacher’s comments.

When People Share Something And Everyone Benefits

This smart kid knows everything about communism where everyone shares the benefits, and while it wasn’t the answer that the teacher was looking for, it was somewhat correct.

Writing Or

This kid is an expert at taking instructions literally. When the question asked him to write or, he wrote it on all the answers.

Albert Knows Retirement

While all the other kids had their ambitions right, Albert knew the true meaning of a life well-lived when he wrote about his retirement.

Signing The Declaration

This kid is right, you know? Everyone signed the American Declaration of Independence at the bottom of the page.

Growing Up Is Fun

This kid wants the simple things. He just wants to live a normal life and buy broccoli, tomatoes and carrots and make soup when he gets home.

Drawing A Cell

This kid has been watching too many prison shows. He knows how to keep the plants in line and keep them in a prison cell.

Expanding The Equation

Peter does not know how to expand the equation but he knows how to take instructions literally.

The Muscular Hot Fireman

This kid knew that muscular and hot were adjectives and while a normal kid would have used the word hot for the fire, this kid used hot for the fireman.

When You Sit And Shit

This kid came quite close to the right answer but it looks like he still remembers his potty training and knows how the man is supposed to sit on the can.

Advice For Martha

Is Martha responsible for her actions? Is she following the footsteps of her grandfather? Well, Martha needs to get her life under control.

Neither Here Nor There

This kid found a genius way to deal with the True and False questions by mixing up the two words and making every answer correct.

Saying Mean Things

This kid is going to become popular throughout High School and College since he knows how not to be a nerd.

A Proud Parent?

The father of this kid was quite proud of the way that the kid wrote the word. We now know where he has been learning this bad language.

The Zombie Graham

Graham is quite a sassy kid. He not only drew a tomb of himself but also said that he would turn into a zombie and break out of his tomb.

Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey is known to sing in quite the high pitch. This little kid is quite the fan of Mariah Carey given that he has drawn three hearts by her name.

He Is Not An Idiot

This kid knows what a plant is and that a flower is a plant. After all, according to his explanation, he is not an idiot.

Tornado Safety

This kid knows everything about tornado safety. After all, you should never circle a tornado.

In The Alphabetical Order

The teacher had asked to write the words in alphabetical order but the kid thought that the letters had to be written in alphabetical order. The instructions were not clear after all.

The Answer Is Math

This kid is quite the smart-ass. He thinks that the third class mathematics is not up to his speed and that he is way too far ahead for his age.

Knowing About Shapes Of Numbers

This was the answer given by an 8 year old child. He took the instructions way too literally and described the curls in the numbers.

Love Is Strong

Love is the strongest force on earth and it was one of the sayings in the movie Interstellar. However, the teacher did not find the answer amusing.

Criticising Alcoholism

This kid is tired of his mother’s alcoholism and is not afraid to say it in his homework.

The Favorite Part

This kid did not like the play at all and it shows with the effort that he has put into drawing the school bus.

The First Cells

This kid knows about being lonely and he understands the pain of the first cells in the universe. Everyone is alone at some point in their lives.

Trivia Champ

This kid was quite honest about the fact that he did not know that Earth Day was on April 22. And he said that it would come in handy in a trivia game.

Entering Puberty

This kid knows what happens when you exit childhood and enter puberty. The boys begin to find their true nature as adulterous men and seek the company of multiple women as they begin to have hormones coursing through their body.

Going Galactic

This child knows that the only way to save humanity is to destroy it. But the question is why would the child need to destroy the subjects that he has been given to rule?

Stating The Obvious

This kid knows how to state the obvious. The question was to find x and it meant to ask the students to solve the value of x using the Pythagorean theorem. However, the kid just decided to follow the instructions to the letter.

The Poop Hit The Fan

This kid knew exactly what the idiom meant and the illustration is just hilarious. Could you believe that this was written by a fifth grader?

The Child Going Nowhere

This list contains many children that are meant to be going places however, this kid is not one of them. These answers make no sense!

Knowing The Answers

This kid probably thought the 7th question was about all the other answers, which he answered correctly, but it was in fact just for the 6th question on the list.

This Guy Needs To Get New Friends

This kid has some weird friends and he himself is quite weird too. He should not know about such things at such a tender age.

Sucking It Up

This 6-year old girl knows that the only way that her family handles the stress of everyday problems is by sucking it up and doing what is necessary to get through the day.

Hands On The Clock

The assignment was to draw hands on the various clocks in the picture. However, the instructions were not too clear as to which type of hands to draw so this kid decided to draw human hands on the clocks.

Peanuts Spelling Error

This kid wanted to say that his elephant liked to eat peanuts but he ended up just writing what peanuts sounded like.

Talking Trash

This kid is a genius at trash talk since he literally called the other guy trash. His teacher was not happy about the way that he called the other guy chubby though.

Six Feet Under

This is yet another child who knew that in a matter of one hundred years, he would be six feet under the ground and his loved ones will be standing on his grave.

A Simple Equation

The answer was right there in the question and this child did not think about anything complicated; they just found the simple answer to the question.

Going To Virginia

This child was given a journal and was told to write anything in it that he wanted. So, he wrote about his plans to go to Virginia.

The Child Can Pee

This child was told to draw his favorite activity that started with the words “I can” and he wrote the letter P to show that he could pee. He even drew himself peeing in the urinal.

The Free Press

This child knew the meaning of a free press but while the teacher was looking for journalism, he thought it was the ironing that his mum did for him.

Lady Gaga Is What?

This kid has been hanging around with adults who have been saying all sorts of things about Lady Gaga. This kid learnt some things and wrote about it in his homework.

The King Commands

This child was born to be a king and it shows when he wrote down his own command in his homework. He doesn’t want people around him and certainly not in his house.

Why Did The Boss Fire Him?

Jathen has a good idea about how the corporate life works and knows that employees should behave properly with the spouses of their boss.

There Is A Space

This child was a genius at best since he might have made a mistake with the sentence but somehow ended up being right too. The right sentence was “My goat is in a pen.”

Making The Biggest Burp

This kid had her priorities straight from the age of 8. She knew that all she wished to do in life was fly and make the biggest burp.

Proving The Equation

There is always a simple way to solve an equation but sometimes, the simplest way is not the right way. However, it is quite smart how this kid solved the equation.

Not Letting The Secret Out

This kid did not know the answer to the question so he came up with a genius way to fill in the space for the answer.

Growing Up In A Pack

This five year old wanted to be a wolf when she grows up. We just hope that she will get to realize her true potential one day and lead a pack of her own.

Half The Butts Are Colored

This kid knew how to answer a question with wit and decided to show butts in his assignment. He even told his teacher that half the butts are colored.

Spending The $100

This kid knows everything about responsibility. He knows how to spend money wisely, spending it on a desk, and then knows that he has to do his homework on it. He also likes bananas and said that he would eat bananas at the desk.

The Anger With Mother

This kid was quite angry with his mother for some reason and chose the word exterminate to depict his anger. He even drew himself with a small gun pointing at what is supposed to be his mother.

Drawing The Curtains

“My husband told our son to go back upstairs and draw his curtains. His did just that.”

The Five Dollar Bill

The kid had to paste the word This in the assignment but ended up writing something else entirely.

The Loud Clock

This child was learning the sound made by the letter ‘o’ and drew up quite a lot of pictures that depicted the sounds made by the letter.

Fed Up With The Jokes

Johnny wrote quite a beautiful letter for his mother on Mother’s Day but he was quite frustrated with his mother’s jokes and dancing. He just couldn’t take it anymore.

Differences Between Doves And Pigeons

This kid says that the only difference between pigeons and doves is that pigeons come in colors of black, white and gray while the doves only come in white.

Blame It On Chuck

This kid knows all about the powers of Chuck Norris and believes that it was what caused the car to crash into the house.

The Finish Flag

This kid was asked to draw the flag of Finland but it seems like he thought that the question asked for the checkered flag shown at the end of a race.

Solving Overpopulation

This kid knows how to solve the problem of overpopulation on Earth. He just wants to have a realistic version of the Hunger Games to be played for everyone to participate.

The Situation

This kid was asked to draw a sketch of the situation, which was previously asked in the previous question. However, he just drew Mike Sorrentino.

Ruling The World

This child knew what he wanted from the future. His needs were quite simple, a girlfriend, getting to kiss her and to rule the world.

The Truthful Answer

This kid gave a straight answer to his teacher when he wrote down that he could not draw the ship. He should be given marks for honesty.

The Anti-Creationist

This kid did not want to follow the belief that God created the Earth in seven days. She knew that the Earth was created as a result of The Big Bang.

Hugh Wins Hearts

This child wrote a very clever answer when he answered that his favorite hue was Hugh Jackman. Even his teacher found it clever.

The Rebel

You know your kid is going to grow up to be a rebellious teenager when he starts out young and ignores instructions.

Putting A Ring On It

Even though this was quite the hilarious answer, his teacher did not find it amusing. She told the student that Saturn was Not a single lady.

Burning Fat At The Gym

You would have often heard of burning fat at the gym. This kid took the question and the saying literally and wrote it in his answerbook.

Heavy Metals

This kid knew all about Heavy Metal and knew the symbols of his favorite bands too.

The Animals In The Arctic

This kid was quite smart about his answer and when asked about six animals in the Arctic, he introduced quantity to the answer.

A+ For Creativity

This kid was right about all the answers and came up with quite a creative way to give them to the teacher. Even the teacher was impressed with the thought the child put into it.