Supermarkets are the place to get everything that you require; whether it’s groceries, stationary, clothes or music. There are many people who have captured the most amazing pictures of customers going wild while doing their weekly shop and I’ve posted them here for you to enjoy..
The Best T-Shirt
Some men that go bald like to deal with it by adding a bit of comedy to their lives. This man decided to provide laughter, in the lives of the people around him, by wearing a T-Shirt that makes his head look like male genitalia.
Ogres Buying Groceries
This goes to show how crazy people can get with their costumes. However, it is quite fun to see Shrek just going around the supermarket buying his groceries.
Shaq’s In The House
There are many people who think that they are too cool to shop at Walmart, and instead will go to designer stores to buy their stuff. To prove them wrong, former NBA player Shaquille O’Neil decided to go to his local Walmart and promote his shoe brand.
There are many embarrassing moments in a man’s life but this one has to be one of the worst. No one in the world should be caught wearing women’s underwear, let alone in a public place, while having no idea what is going on.
Having An Upset Stomach
This person is quite considerate of the people around him. As it turns out, he had an upset stomach the day he went shopping and in order to be courteous to the people around him, he put a sign on his rear end warning people to stay 5 feet away.
The Shaven Legs
Nothing makes you look like a typical man than having body hair. However, this man was quite proud of his shaven legs and decided to wear quite a short pair of denim shorts to the local supermarket.
This pair of rowdy guys decided to wear women’s shirts to the supermarket. Not that you would ever want to question their sense of fashion; just look at the size of them!
Had No Time To Dress Up
This girl looks like she just got out of the shower and decided to go shopping right away. She’s wrapped a towel around her wet hair while she looks for the perfect fish to cook for dinner.
Looking For Keys
Winnie the Pooh seems to have lost her keys and is looking for a new set to lock up her honey. After all, honey is quite a valuable commodity and it would not go well with the life of Pooh if some of it went missing.
Keeping On A Leash
There are two possibilities to the explanation of this picture. One, the man likes to be the submissive partner in the relationship and his wife is being dominant. The other is that he might have done something bad and his partner decided to keep him on a short leash to keep him from running away.
If you are wearing a fanny pack in public, people are going to make fun of you. This woman decided to bring it on with a sense of humor of her own. At first glance, it looks like she has quite a fat stomach that is protruding out of her tank top. Look closely, and you will notice that it is in fact a fanny pack.
Take Your Pet To Supermarket Day
Many people take their kids to the supermarket however there is a policy in Walmart that does not allow people to bring in their pets. This man decided to take his dog in a stroller and dress him up as a human.
Girls like to get wild and have fun when they are in sororities. These girls look like they are having quite a lot of fun driving around in a shopping cart. We are sure that their mothers would worry quite a lot seeing their daughters like this.
Snakes In The House
With the strict ‘no pets allowed’ policy, this woman had to take some drastic measures. In order to avoid detection, this woman decided to bring her snake to Walmart by hiding it in her blouse.
We hope that her personality is not like what it says on her T-Shirt. Even still, she decided to dress up in a variety of colors and, guessing by the things that she has in her shopping cart, we believe that she is being pampered.
Mobile Carts For Couples
We see old people driving around on mobile carts quite often. However, you don’t usually see old couples sharing a single mobile cart; although it is pretty adorable.
Proposals At Walmart?
People come up with quite a lot of interesting ideas when it comes to proposing to their loved ones. However, it looks like this man didn’t put much thought into this proposal; he decided to go to the local supermarket and propose to his girlfriend right there.
Out Of This World
Everything on this planet obeys the laws of physics. However, there are quite a lot of exceptions to that rule and it seems like this duo is one of these exceptions. How are they able to hold that position for so long?!
The Enemy Of Batman
You meet a lot of interesting people at the supermarket. Take this woman for instance. She has decided to protect herself from microorganisms and pollution by wearing a mask that makes her look like Bane from the Batman comics.
Dog On The Head
People are supposed to love each of their pets equally. However, it seems like this man loves one of his dogs more than the other since he has one over his head while the other one is on a leash.
Straight From The Show
What sort of emergency could have led this man to come straight from a ballet show to the supermarket? Perhaps, he is is having some important guests over later? But still, you would think that he would have changed out of his tutu!
A Gentleman With Class
This gentleman decided to put some class into his dog’s fashion. All it took was a cowboy hat and hey presto! The dog turned into a gentleman himself. This is super cute.
Show Your Might
If you have a wrestling belt in your closet, it means that you are quite capable of taking on anyone that you meet. We just hope that no one decided to ridicule this woman went she brought her belt to Walmart.
The Fashion Of Long Hair
There was a time when long hair was all the hype amongst men. However, that era came and went and yet the news of it having gone seems to have not reached this man. His hair is long enough to be sticking out of the back of his T-shirt.
Children do a lot of crazy stuff and it is the job of their parent/s to take the risk out of their lives. However, it seems like this woman doesn’t care about the fact that her child has a plastic bag on her head! Let’s hope she can still breathe.
Luring Kids With Toys
Adults do not usually play with toys which is why this whole picture is one big, red flag. Also, the old dude seems to be talking to the kid who has shown a great interest in the toys hanging on the old man’s clothes.
Ah The 70s
The 1970s was an era of crazy fashion styles. This man seems to still be stuck in that decade with his high-waisted shorts and bald headband. Also, the shorts seem to be a bit short for a man of his height.
The man in the picture seems to be levitating off the ground. However, upon closer inspection, he is just leaning on his right leg and has lifted his left foot enough to create the illusion. We’re just going to skip past his dress style because we can’t even think of words to say.
Good Place As Any
Walking around a supermarket can be quite tiring since you have to get stuff from different aisles that are located at long distances. This man seems to be quite tired and has decided to take a nap. It’s a good thing that his local supermarket has benches for all those tired people.
In The Middle Of A Facial
Face masks have to be left on the face for long periods of time to allow them to work their magic. So what do you do if there is a grocery emergency and you have a mask on? You do what this woman has done and just go with it to the supermarket.
How Much For The Child?
There are a lot of things that are wrong with this picture but the most obvious one is that there is a child on the checkout counter. Perhaps the mother was just tired of carrying her child and decided to lay him on the counter while she got her bill prepared.
A Wild Rat Tail
2013 was the year of rat tails. Everyone was growing out their hair and braiding them in thick strands to make it look like one large tail. However, even in 2019, this man was still wearing the same rat tail and casually strolling through his local Walmart.
That Is Interesting News
Pay attention to this news headline; there was a woman who was glued to the toilet at a local Walmart. This is a funny thing to happen to someone and quite a mean prank. However it’s one thing to play a prank on someone but a whole another thing to have it reported on the local news!
Dress To Impress
Most people like to dress to impress but this man decided to go on a whim and decided to dress up as his favorite snacks: donuts and pizza. While this is quite an odd combination, secretly we all wish that we could have that confidence.
An Alternative To The Beach
People love spending sunny days on the beach but that can be quite difficult if you live nowhere near the beach. However, these girls came up with a solution and decided to take in the sun in the parking lot of a supermarket.
There are many people who go to the supermarket in their evening wear. However, there are others who live on social media and love to take pictures that are perfect; even if it means taking the picture in your local supermarket.
Stretching For The Run
When you get tired it’s a good idea to stretch your legs for a bit. However, you do not need to do this in the middle of a supermarket hanging onto your shopping cart.
Meet The Clauses
This is the evidence that you need to understand that supermarkets have everything; even Santa Claus and his wife shop at the supermarkets to get the toys that they need for distribution.
The Roof Is Gonna Fall
This man is prepared for everything and his hard hat shows that he is going to protect his skull from the eventuality that the roofs of supermarkets might collapse one day.
Let Us End With Easter
It can be tough to create the perfect treasure hunt on Easter. You have to be fun and creative; therefore what better place to stock up on supplies than at the supermarket.
Back To School Supplies
When you’re getting supplies for school, you may want to avoid the “Back to School” section in Walmart. They have some weird stuff that they’re selling.
This supermarket has a huge selection of cucumbers for Valentine’s Day. This is quite the euphemism and something the single ladies might enjoy.
Cats & Dogs
It’s a bit ironic that this supermarket has a frame for a pet dog that has a stock picture of a cat in it.
Stating The Obvious
If there was a competition for stating the obvious, this supermarket would take first prize. They have labelled the peanuts as a product that contains peanuts.
Going The Extra Mile
This supermarket is breaking the 4th dimension and has found a way to go the extra mile for its customers. They have found a way to open their store 9 days a week.
The Baby Section
This supermarket has a section dedicated to babies; or at least it looks like it’s dedicated to babies looking at the poster. Perhaps, it’s just a way to encourage you to get drunk enough to make a baby.
The Dimly Lit Ris
The highlighted “Morons” in the signboard really gives off a rude vibe from the supermarket. The supermarket seems to be a special one that only serves morons.
If you’re looking for a gift for your girlfriend, this supermarket has things sorted for you. They have a section that provides you with a wide array of knives so that you can surprise her.
If you’re forking out $129 for a cellphone that floats, you should at least be able to see it floating in the water.
The Misplaced Ken
Ken seems to be having a good time with the horse even though Barbie is standing right there. The makers of this doll box should have thought of the placement more carefully.
Like A Hero?
Are you low on school supplies? Well, these guns are clearly misplaced so you might not want to shop here.
What are grapeless grapes? How do you make a grape without grape? What’s more, it’s mentioned under a sign that says Great Food.
Throat Game All Ready
This supermarket should not have put the protective gear right next to this sign that asks you to get your throat game ready.
When you’re shopping for cards that convey your condolences, you look for the cards in that section. However, we wonder who would place a card that says The Countdown’s Over in this section?
Have I Been Buying The Wrong Food All My Life?
This is clearly a corn on the cob. However, the tag says that it’s a watermelon. Now, we are just confused.
It’s All About Perspective
Wine is a perfectly healthy meal if you think about all the nutrients that are in it. For all the wine lovers out there, this sign is a good sign.
If you’re planning a picnic with your loved one, please do not shop in this section. It will only cause you and your loved one embarrassment if you buy the supplies in this section.
The Lemons For An Orange Juice
When life gives you lemons, it’s time to make lemonade. However, these lemons are different and are perfect for orange juice.
When The Supermarket Starts Entertaining Fish
When you have pets, you have to buy supplies to keep them entertained. However, what do you do when you have a fish that you want to keep entertained?
That Is Just Rude
Mother’s Day is just around the corner, but this supermarket ensured that they go out of their way to be rude when they displayed toilet gels for mother’s day gifts.
Innocent Kids For Sale
Isn’t the sale of children illegal? Perhaps this supermarket did not get the notice and they are having a deal on innocent kids.
When They Have To Mention It
This supermarket is expected to have another sign that says “Baby oil does not come from babies”.
What Do You Want Me To Do?
This door is having an existential crisis and it doesn’t understand whether it should allow people to enter or not.
Diabetes And Sweet Cakes
We all know that for diabetic people, maintaining a balanced diet can be difficult. So who’s idea was it to put the cakes in front of this sign?
The Hangover For School
Earlier, we had guns being displayed in the Back to School section. This time, it’s a shelf full of wine. Let’s just hope they were not in the same supermarket.
When did the local supermarket start to sell dried crack?
The Party With Bananas
If you’re shopping for a party in this section, please don’t invite us. This is not the way to have fun.
Are You Sure That Is What A Baby Needs?
If you are talking about an actual baby, this is not what they need. However, if you are talking about your partner who you call baby, this might just be the section for you.
Glacier ice is all the hype these days, it’s that hot! However, that is not what you should say on a sign above the ice.
Are You Sure That’s Your Dinner?
Having dinner at home just for the two of you? Please shop here in this section that provides dog food.
They Are Right There!
I mean, we can see the pretzels right there and yet they have the audacity to put up a sign that says that they are out of pretzels!
When You Run Out Of Shelves
When you are out shopping for baby supplies, you may be considering having another baby. Perhaps that is why this supermarket has put the protection right next to the diapers.
Perfect For Weight Control And Dental Care
When you are watching your weight or taking care of your teeth, chocolate is the last thing that you should be shopping for.
What Are You Gonna Choose?
If you are not having intercourse, chances are you’re taking care of yourself. That might cause you to have a sprained wrist so you might need a wrist support. So, choose what you want from this section.
That Is Not What It Is
There are times when you run out of containers so you have to run to your local supermarket and get some more boxes. However, what do you do when your local supermarket are struggling with the right boxes?
It Does Make A Sound
This gun was clearly placed in the wrong bag. However, if you think about it, the gun is sort of like a musical instrument since it does make a very loud sound.
Getting Straight To The Point
This supermarket is not shying away from the real names of the products; they just state them as they are.
That One Berry
When you buy berry bread, you expect it to be filled with berries. However, what good is berry bread if it just has one berry in each slice?
A Gift For Dad?
This is a really inappropriate gift that you can get for your father on Father’s Day. This supermarket needs to get its shelving straight.
Failing Miserably At The One Job
This guy had one job and that was to put the strawberries in the strawberry box. However, he messed up at even that. Seems like he needs to go back to school and learn what strawberries are.
Who Would Want That?
Granted that this sign is in a foreign language but the words anus and burger should not go together. This is a beef burger therefore it should say this on the sign.
The Cat In A Can
The cat’s face says it all. She does not want to be stuck in a can.
All You Want For Breakfast!
Wine, Beer and Cheese! The three things that you require for a not so healthy breakfast. This shopping section has it all for you.
Scaring Teens Into Abstinence
If there is a teenager that is shopping in this section of the supermarket, surely they will be a little bit worried when they see this.
It’s On Sale!
There is no way that a small bag of menthols can cost $10,000. And they have an ‘on sale’ sign on the product so we can only imagine how expensive it must have been in the first place.
Do You Want This Chocolate?
For $2.99, you can have this chocolate. However, do you really want to buy it after you read this sign?
The Supermarket Of The Mafia?
This is quite a passive aggressive and threatening sign that this supermarket has in the checkout lane. Be afraid, be very afraid!
Where Is The Bacon?
When you have a sign that says bacon, you should have packets full of bacon in that section, not boxes of fresh juice.
This supermarket is selling Stir Fried Children and Basil with Rice. Someone should tell them that there is a spelling error and they should really get around to correcting it.
Well, That Is What Paper Towels Have
Paper towels are just another bland product. They don’t have any artificial sweeteners, colors or preservatives in them. And yet, this supermarket thought it wise to mention this.
Shouldn’t there be some law that says that you shouldn’t discriminate against fish according to their intelligence? This rockfish certainly should not be labelled as an idiot.
Shopping For Herpes?
If you are shopping for herpes, you should really visit this supermarket, since it has fresh herpes on a cheap rate. Hey, it’s always better than expired herpes, right?
When You Order Blank Name Tags
This Target ordered name tags and wanted them to be left blank. However, the company seemed to have messed up and wrote the word Blank on all of them.
Resting In The Toilet
You must be wondering why that woman is resting her head on a toilet seat. Well, we are wondering the same thing.
The Fitness Donuts
People will be attracted to this section when they realise it’s all about fitness. However, once they reach this section, they will see bags of mini donuts, testing their temptations.
The Placement Of The Apples
If you’re putting a girl on a sign for apples, please don’t make it like this. This is really inappropriate and very distasteful.
We went to shop for ice cream cakes and instead saw this sign for “Ass Cream Cake”. We do not want that.
Forensic School Supplies?
This is certainly not the supplies section that you would want to check out if you are shopping for school supplies. Or perhaps you would, if you are applying for forensic school.
What Is The Name Of The Long Yellow Thing?
This employee certainly missed out on his English language classes since he could not figure out what the bananas are called.
Shopping For Scrotums?
This supermarket sells sacks of nuts. So, if you’re looking for a place to shop for scrotum’s, try hitting up this supermarket.